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chao
Sia
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Saturday, June 13, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting
The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hou rs.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum <>Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Rememberin g Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration..
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
LOL !! Well I wish these classes would be held in reality ,very funny indeed.
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL sia..nice one..
ReplyDeleteLOL :)))
ReplyDeleteVery funny Sia !!!
Mala
:):):)
ReplyDeleteThat is funny... I sent it to my bf to read :P
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! How true, I'd enroll my hubby in it ASAP!
ReplyDeleteThats tooo good :) my eyes are watering now :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, Class 10 sounds like something, someone might wanna take. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteIf only this were for real, Supriya! Where can I sign my husband up??
ReplyDeleteI think my mail also was spammed by ur inbox and seems to have gone the same way!!:)
ReplyDeleteI have to enroll my husband for the following 2, 4, 5, 7, 12 and 13.
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ReplyDeletei have been to your sitr n number of times.but i couldnt resist leaving a comment after reading this post.utterly hillarious...awesome...you can write a column in the paper
sandhya
That is hilarious! I know a FEW who NEED to be enrolled here!!
ReplyDeleteROFL! is all i can say.. & still ROFL.
ReplyDeleteSoma(www.ecurry.com)
hi sia,
ReplyDeleteLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL GOD! can anything get funnier than this?! had a hearty laugh sia thanks :)
Hope to see u soon with a yummy recipe :)
bYe
Hi I am a newest follower of your blog!You have such amazing recipes.I accidently found your blog today as I was searching for Baby corn masala recipe.What an amazing recipe!I loved it and will try it out tonight at dinner.
ReplyDelete♥ Chaitra
:), :D, ;)...........
ReplyDeleteThis is possibly the most humorous thing I have read in a while...after a terrible day at work...this was so funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing this
This is possibly the most humorous thing I have read in a while...after a terrible day at work...this was so funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing this
hilarious sia..very nice one :)
ReplyDeleteVery funny :) I am forwarding it to my better half!!
ReplyDeleteThats very funny i cannot stop laughing reading this
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha.... This one's really funny!!
ReplyDeleteLOLLL...wish this can happen real time.ah?
ReplyDeleteHi Sia...I was looking for something else and came upon this post. It's hilarious, I would enroll my hubby for atleast 8 of them:)...been laughing like crazy...great start to the day.
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